1. saythankyoumaster:

    always-arousedxxx:

    Take me.
    Fuck the lust out of me.
    Then fuck me again so that I can lick it off of you…

    I will. But you better come prepared for the next round. Riding my cock as I slap your tits and dig my nails into your grinding hips.

    (via letsandydandy)

     
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  3. de0xyss:

    Arctic Monkeys -Do I Wanna Know


    Do you want me crawling back to you?

    (via unheroically)

     

  4. cumillionaire:

    If my jokes offend you:

    1. I’m sorry
    2. It won’t happen again
    3. 1 & 2 are lies 
    4. You’re a pussy

    (Source: 69shadesofgray, via pizza)

     

  5. amuurica:

    resajasmin:

    disturbed-pudding:

    So there’s a really tense moment in Supernatural.

    Dean enters an orchard in which we previously saw people being brutally murdered by a creepy ass scarecrow.

    Alone, he walks up to that same scarecrow. He looks it in the eyes, we know what it’s capable of and the sort of things it’s done. There’s tense music, Dean is in danger.

    Then this happens

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, pretty much sums up the entire show.

    i cant believe this is a real show

    (Source: ovenbreak, via legionoftheimpala)

     
  6. nayx:

    this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

    (Source: headbangwithhayley, via legionoftheimpala)

     
  7. Sansa, your mother would want you to carry on. You know its true.

    (Source: mrsherlocholmes, via legionoftheimpala)

     
  8. train-deer:

    alphatimelinebetakid:

    umblaireon:

    bryanq117:

    m0shcore:

    sirshon:

    madstick:

    thearcticmuser:

    IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

    I’M FUCKING CRYING

    THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

    We should make a band

    THIS IA AMAZING

    Guys look it’s The Strokes

    I bet their music is orgasmic 

    (Source: nocoffeeplease, via jackbonerkat)

     
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  10. clarvoyant:

    clarvoyant:

    3s10:

    clarvoyant:

    zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

    WHAT?!?!?? When???

    during high school musical 2

    image

    (via pizza)