1. istaq:

    willsleepfordreams:

    kruemelcaskett:

    st1cks-andst0nes:

    s-pecious:

    wingedaradia:

    dickcatchyourowngrenade:

    ohsoooohealthy:

    roadto—health:

    janaeariel:

    What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
    GOD FUCKING YES, that.

    THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3

    Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

    this whole picture is just great

    Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

    I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.

    Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!

    Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah

    TRUE THAT!

    (Source: trashmitzvah, via ass-hat-douche-canoe)

     

  2. assvvipe:

    velvvetreceipts:

    thekatediary:

    tiny little turn ons:

       - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

       - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

       - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

       - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

    jesus CHRIST

    Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

    (via mcdolans)

     
  3. kates-coffee:

    bitterivy:

    mallayaa:

    did they just

    yes, they did

    It gets funnier every time.

    (Source: captainfillion, via agentrodgers)

     
  4. let-it-golaf:

    pixiedust-paycheck:

    glorychildren:

    NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

    MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

    I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE THIS PHOTSET

    (Source: iraffiruse, via ass-hat-douche-canoe)

     
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  6. anything-is-pawsible:

    detectivesmaug:

    mojosodope178:

    i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

    i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

    Two kinds of people

    (Source: nvne, via officialalltimelow)

     
  7. just-marvel-things:

    Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film

    (via p-eterquill)

     
  8. einar-fox:

    sassmaster-general:

    nostlenne:

    nietzschesghost:

    yarriinwonderland:

    congenitalprogramming:

    psychosexuality:

    unbridledlearning:

    thewomanfromitaly:

    outofstratford:

    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER

    You’re fucking joking

    ewwwwwww

    Look how they tried to make this abusive piece of shit sexy. 

    Ugh.

    After this shit is released, expect a flood of expecting subs who don’t know that it’s abuse and more fake Doms preying on them. 

    Yep. A flood of defensive posts, a flood of drama, a flood of exuberant basement dwelling shitdicks given new fuel in their predation. A flood of fucked up shit all around, a flood of teenaged girls who will grow up romanticizing this sort of thing.
    Yaaay.

    Fuck. Like I know the book is trash. I know the former beta, back when it was just online fanfic who hates it with all her heart because the author refused to listen to her speak about BDSM. I’ve attempted the read the horseshit and failed before the third sentence.

    And yet…

    Fuck.

    I think listener-blue and I should see this trainwreck.

    Bdsm community, you’ve got a big storm coming.

    I just hope audiences will stop to listen to people who are actually a part of the BDSM community when we say, “THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.”

    As a sub, I am very protective of other subs, and I don’t want any of them to think that this kind of relationship is healthy. BDSM is safe, sane, and consensual: always. If it isn’t, it’s abuse. Fifty Shades is about abuse, plain and simple. I don’t care what the author calls it; it—is—abuse.

    Please, please, please, if you are thinking of joining the BDSM community, do not use Fifty Shades as a tutorial or a guide. Talk to people in the community. Don’t let yourself be beguiled and bamboozled by abusive people masquerading as doms. Don’t let anyone tell you that Fifty Shades is an accurate representation of BDSM. Don’t let anyone tell you that BDSM is abuse.

    Talk to us. Come to us. Let us help you.

    Please.

    This ^  All of this.  ^^^^^^

    (via legionoftheimpala)

     
     

  9. sweetdreamr said: Personal question: Boxers or briefs? B)

    legionoftheimpala:

    cleverandengagingtitlegoeshere:

    vixensregretnothing:

    icy-mischief:

    vixensregretnothing:

    icy-mischief:

    vixensregretnothing:

    sweetdreamr:

    cleverandengagingtitlegoeshere:

    sweetdreamr:

    icy-mischief:

    vixensregretnothing:

    icy-mischief:

    "Boxer-briefs, darling." 

    image

    //Never deny the power of boxer-briefs.

    image

    ^^ OMFG YOU GUYS *ded* lol

    Is it just me or is Loki mouthing “more” in that gif? lol

    ^^ STOP IT YOU’LL GIVE THEM IDEAS lolololol

    Oh, our ideas are plentiful, milady. If anything, we’ve been known to add pages to the Kama Sutra rather than simply sample its colorful contents. Loki, perhaps you might tell them of the time we had broken sweet Jane’s kitchen sink?

    image

    "Once upon a time a most unfortunate stainless steel sink became a template for the ass of a certain dashing knight, because his jade dragon was hungry and it was, ehm, the nearest surface." image

    Aye, I remember that infamous day. Jane and I received an ‘Apology Cake’ as recompense

    image

    It was most delicious.

    image

    image

    #this damn thing has 40 notes L O L

    //I am severely tempted to post the transcription of the old Skype RP this is all based on even though it is utterly NSFW.

    *very loud whisper*
    DO IT!!!!!!!
    DO THE THING!!!!!!

    I VEHEMENTLY SECOND THAT.
     
  10. castielonfire:

    flower-of-destiny:

    33457658322189076:

    pizzaforpresident:

    legend-of-corgis:

    pizzaforpresident:

    memphisisonfire:

    genicavenger:

    ocean-zombie:

    Adopted her today, she has only one but its a gem

    f you dont reblog this I’m judging you

    Honestly one of the most beautiful cats i’ve ever seen

    Are you missing the giant fucking scar on its face???

    Just because she has a scar doesn’t mean she’s not pretty. In fact, I think she’s beautiful. Her fur looks so soft and floofy!

    99% of cats have soft and fluffy fur, the only reason you’re calling this cat beautiful is because it has a giant scar on its face. If it had both eyes this picture would have 22 notes and nobody would give a shit. Stop calling it beautiful. It’s not, and it doesn’t matter because it’s a cat and it doesn’t understand English.

    It’s badass looking but it’s not the most beautiful cat in the world. Stop making everything about beauty. It doesn’t matter if the cat is beautiful. Is it a nice cat? Is it housebroken? Does it play well with children? What are its political views? These are all things that are exponentially more important than “Is it beautiful?”.

    You people will go to such great lengths to call every empty playground and dead leaf and disabled cat beautiful to make your blogs look more accepting and worldly but the truth is you wouldn’t give a shit if it wasn’t to make you feel good about yourself.

    rule one of tumblr: always reblog pizzaforpresident’s comment on this pic of a cat with one eye

    Dat comment

    I know who I’m voting for president now

    (Source: cthulhu-baby, via ass-hat-douche-canoe)