1. castielonfire:

    flower-of-destiny:

    33457658322189076:

    pizzaforpresident:

    legend-of-corgis:

    pizzaforpresident:

    memphisisonfire:

    genicavenger:

    ocean-zombie:

    Adopted her today, she has only one but its a gem

    f you dont reblog this I’m judging you

    Honestly one of the most beautiful cats i’ve ever seen

    Are you missing the giant fucking scar on its face???

    Just because she has a scar doesn’t mean she’s not pretty. In fact, I think she’s beautiful. Her fur looks so soft and floofy!

    99% of cats have soft and fluffy fur, the only reason you’re calling this cat beautiful is because it has a giant scar on its face. If it had both eyes this picture would have 22 notes and nobody would give a shit. Stop calling it beautiful. It’s not, and it doesn’t matter because it’s a cat and it doesn’t understand English.

    It’s badass looking but it’s not the most beautiful cat in the world. Stop making everything about beauty. It doesn’t matter if the cat is beautiful. Is it a nice cat? Is it housebroken? Does it play well with children? What are its political views? These are all things that are exponentially more important than “Is it beautiful?”.

    You people will go to such great lengths to call every empty playground and dead leaf and disabled cat beautiful to make your blogs look more accepting and worldly but the truth is you wouldn’t give a shit if it wasn’t to make you feel good about yourself.

    rule one of tumblr: always reblog pizzaforpresident’s comment on this pic of a cat with one eye

    Dat comment

    I know who I’m voting for president now

    (Source: cthulhu-baby, via ass-hat-douche-canoe)

     
  2. cooljaku:

    aobatoppingnoiz:

    fuck I have seen this post on my dash at least 4 times today and it took me until just now to realize it was spongebob?? I wasnt reading the text before, and it took me a further 30 seconds to realize that was mr krabbs

    This art is so good but spongebob human designs make me feel so strange like I am looking at this and Eugene Krabs is hot and Im not sure if thats something Im willing to accept

    (Source: clarkchan1211, via mcdolans)

     
  3. skulls-and-tea:

    welovethebeekeeper:

    skulls-and-tea:

    stripedsilverfeline:

    221beemine:

    wsswatson:

    thegingerbatch:

    thebrownette:

    skulls-and-tea:

    BUT YOU GUYS 

    the parallels

    wasn’t he having an affair with his houseboy

    his ‘live-in one’ you could say

    The one who kept being humiliated and underappreciated by his older sibling, yes

    Oh. Bloody jeezus. 

    I love how I dropped this post to deafening silence/crickets three months ago and decided I was probably way off base to notice it and now suddenly everyone’s freaking out

    I have to get my life validation somewhere

    Sometimes it takes a while to sink in!!!

    Literally this was the saddest little unloved runt-of-the-litter meta post, I forgot it even existed after giving it a couple chances.

    Tumblr is a funny place.

    (via mojoflower)

     
  4. sarcasticalliespeaking:

    cr1me:

    holy fuck

    So, turns out i’m not straight 

    (Source: sumptuousdaydreams, via knuckleyuck)

     
  5. stuck-in-the-frondzone:

    shae-elizabeth:

    karmarsi:

    thebookofages:

    urainiumbombs:

    ohheytayla:

    ewitsgeo:

    alexandertalisker:

    jumpingpuddles:

    The Incredibles (2004)

    DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…

    No wonder why she attacked him.

    I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

    Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…

    Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?

    RIDING HER.

    welp

    Oh.

    holy shit

    (via jackbonerkat)

     

  6. Anonymous said: what's with the ball pit thing? I hate not getting things but I must have missed something big

    whatthefawkery:

    ridingsheepinnewzealand:

    rukuparumieri:

    geronimoalonsygallifreystands:

    someoneinjersey:

    galactides:

    creepy-rasta:

    Okay anon, let me stop giggling for a little bit and explain to you what happened.

    "DashCon 2014": Was supposed to be a large con of mostly Tumblr users with a 65$ entry fee. They were going to host it in a Hotel in Schaumburg, IL. It looked like a fairly legit con to most users and promised to have Steam Punk Giraffe and Welcome to Night Vale show up for entertainment and panels. Steam Punk Giraffe canceled it’s trip to Dashcon months ago but the Con never told the people who already invested money into it, especially the people who paid extra for reserved seating. Welcome to Night Vale didn’t show up because they didn’t get their payment for the trip and thus didn’t go. Dashcon “apparently” got a call from the hotel telling them that the room they reserved would cost $17,000 and didn’t receive their payment. Dashcon then rallied up it’s participants for a fundraiser in 2 days to raise that money.

    Well…They did. Where that money is now, no one knows. People showed up to a very empty room with no vendors. Someone bought a ball pit and rented a bounce house for the con and the people who reserved seats for the panels got an extra hour in the ball pit.

    image

    for anyone confused about what’s going on

    oh my god

    That sucks so hard

    I just realized, it wasn’t a convention at all. It was literally a con.

    DashCon. It makes sense now.

    I’m crying for all of you

     

  7. earthtonataliee:

    olafurneal:

    myangelshunter:

    I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

    "Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

    Awww, how cute

    I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

    *tumblr collectively laughs*

    (via cliffordgeuse)

     
  8. lxght-speed:

    majesticaljeff:

    rednecktex:

    huffy-lemon:

    Favorite story posts part 1

    That last one

    My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

    THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

    (via ass-hat-douche-canoe)

     
  9. i-wasnt-always-a-fallen-angel:

    homo-fallen-angel:

    image

    My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

    always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

    On Wednesdays we reblog

    (Source: merlinstahp, via cliffordgeuse)

     
  10. cheezburgah:

    even if you don’t live in canada, you could have canadian followers, don’t you dare scroll past this.

    (Source: ragesquadkiller, via counterrparts)